By the infamous pirate
Mazcal6 stupid things you probably didn't know about me even if you know me.
Each accompanied by an emoticon i've never used before and don't see a reason to use.
1. Watching stupid TV shows while i'm running at the gym makes me run faster.
2. When I was a kid I wanted to be when I grow up a Detective with a gun, the Flash, or real rich.
3. Today I want to be a designer. A rich designer.
4. So far up the road I've got dead drunk "for the Last time" four times.
5. I have a mental black list of people from my past I'd like to kick in the teeth.
You don't wanna be on that one when I finally pop.
6. I have a mental list of girls from my past I'd like to spend a night with.
Some of you are on that list.
Kidding, non of you are there.
And non shall be tagged, this hath cometh to an End.